Why Can’t the Man Get $2 for Doubles?
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This one’s for the bowlers who know the vibe.
Every alley’s got that one moment — the bets, the banter, the doubles — and somebody always short on cash. Careless turned that inside joke into a statement.
Crafted from premium cotton, this shirt hits with that Detroit energy — comfortable fit, bold print, and attitude stitched in every thread. Whether you’re striking out or striking first, this tee says what everyone’s thinking:
Why can’t the man get $2 for doubles?
Perfect for league nights, side pots, or just talking trash at the snack bar.
This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a conversation starter.
• 100% premium cotton
• Classic fit, made for movement
• Screen-printed Careless logo
• Limited run — when they’re gone, they’re gone.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Every alley’s got that one moment — the bets, the banter, the doubles — and somebody always short on cash. Careless turned that inside joke into a statement.
Crafted from premium cotton, this shirt hits with that Detroit energy — comfortable fit, bold print, and attitude stitched in every thread. Whether you’re striking out or striking first, this tee says what everyone’s thinking:
Why can’t the man get $2 for doubles?
Perfect for league nights, side pots, or just talking trash at the snack bar.
This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a conversation starter.
• 100% premium cotton
• Classic fit, made for movement
• Screen-printed Careless logo
• Limited run — when they’re gone, they’re gone.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
